...and he STILL got in to grad school!

All you people who keep asking me why I didn't date SoundGuy in college probably have a sufficient answer to your question, right?

Here's his explanation:
"To be honest, I was jealous of everyone else with their Magna Cum Laude ties and special things wrapped around their necks. Even the Hawaiians had leis so I ran back to my room and grabbed something that would go around my neck."

I can only imagine what he'll show up wearing when he graduates from Seminary!